In my other life

I might be breaking some kind of rule, but here are the larger than life Madagascar dancing penguins, sans dancers.

Yeah, so...

I make my dogs wear hats.
Then I give them treats.
It's a win-win situation.

Slightly Innapropriate

 

So, it talks to you and then shoots medicine out of its trunk. 

I'm filing this under ways to terrify your sick child.

Ummm... No thank you.

Good times ahead!

Do you think I have enough glitter?

A Little self-serving

Yup, that's me. As a mime. Doing burlesque. On a stuffed pony. In a bar. Good times.

Want to see more? (Of course you do!)

If you're in KC, come out to the Riot Room tonight!
Only $10, 12 performers, and a raffle!
Best thing, it all goes to helping homeless pets.

I like arts and crafts

Single Rainbw

You need a sign for that?

 

 How do you get in the case to climb on them, anyway?

Sleeping fairy

Oh, yeah. I dress up my dogs. A lot.
Jealous?

You want to put that where?!?

 

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm......

 

It just sells itself, don't it?

Where the wild jack o'lanterns are

I am way to proud of how this turned out.

S&M Dog

 

My mom is in the hospital a lot. This was in the hospital gift shop. 

To be fair, it was right before Halloween, but I think it is a little inappropriate.

Come be an animal with us

I occasionally perform burlesque. This is a drawing made during a morning after breakfast on our take-out container.

Express...

This sign was posted in the bathroom of a major discount store.

When one door opens...

I had just finished putting up this complex art instillation of stickers of doors of Ireland in my cubby at work when I was told I was laid off.

I took them home with me.

(PS. this was a few years ago, I'm fine now and kinda glad to not work there anymore)

I'll take the special

Who doesn't like having lunch with Ric?

Found Pedo Porn

Nice, right?
I wouldn't trust any of what this magazine recommends.

Wha????

This is a photo from my local Barnes and Noble.
This could also be a submission for Oddly Specific.

Christmas Puppy

 

Introducing my dog Grace. She was a Christmas present for my partner.

As you can see, she took her Christmas status very seriously.

Hanukkah 2011

My friend threw a Hanukka party and another guest was kind enough to decorate the plain plastic cups.
This is obviously Niel Diamond.